my inbox is full of carefully-worded rejections

I am an asshole and I HATE SOPHOMORE REVIEW.  I am going to die, maybe.

Here are some pictures.

(I can't live without you.)

this last one is clearly the best.

I am going to cry.

I will have a huge pit of anxiety in my stomach until this is over over over. . .   I don't want to worry anymore.

I want to be a robot.